Buddy Fuckers!

Nancy from Playboy US got in touch via the Real Couples website earlier this year and after much internal discussion at STM HQ it was agreed I should assist them on producing a reportage they wanted to do about the site. Normally I um-ah about such things especially where British TV comes in but these guys were flying in from the US specially and I was fast to realise the potential doing such a show could have on raising the profile of the Real Couples site and of course, muy profile in association with it. I considered the downsides of another cameraman getting in the way of the shoot which I’ve experienced with my time working alongside John Mason. After months of planning I considered the aforementioned couples as suitable candidates to assist me on this project for several reasons.

One being that most normal couples would not have agreed to be filmed by anyone outside of me that was going to give them more exposure outside of the internet and dvd/ cable sales/ broadcast.

Two, the ability to perform in such circumstances with two different crews at the same time. Other factors aside, I considered my choices wisely with those who would indeed benefit from this opportunity.

Then before the moment came to pass, I decided I wanted to shoot the hard versions to make sure I didn’t compromise on the quality of shoot the patrons of the site had come to know and respect, feeling, had I done everything, stills hard and soft versions on the day, I would have tired myself and my performers out to the point it would have been an uninspired shoot. It turned out this was a wise decision. After much shifting of dates I finally got round to shooting Taylor and Pete whom I met at the BGAFD . Taylor suggested I shoot them for Real Couples. The interesting thing was, I knew Taylor and Pete were not an item in the traditional sense, being more fuck buddies who met up on a porn shoot and hit it off so well, they socialise and have sex off camera with no remuneration for their cadences. The fact they are steady fuck buddies qualifies in my opinion and it showed on the day. I would describe Taylor as a drivng force in all the scenes she appears in. My earliest experience of her was on a shoot coming out soon on Naughty Shorties 6 with Mark Sloan, before her boob job where shehad blond hair. The personality hasn’t changed 1 bit, just the looks that I would describe as “more extreme” in keeping with her sexual persona.

Our last day. The girls were woken early by the building shaking as an earthquake was in congress but it turned out it was due to the heavy industrial machines they were using to flatten the street outside which the workmen have been engaged with since Monday. We wererat The Casa Italia on the outskirts of Prague, the area that was severely flooded a year ago. It is now in a period of reconstruction and loking all the better for it. Today was the loudest day and I was hoping to shoot in Katalin and Saharas apartment. They suggested I shouldnt. I wanted to do it because it was fun but as circumstances turned out, I had to shoot in the upstairs one where Faye and I were staying.

There was a knock at the door and I answered it to find a beautiful lady standing there and no Dennis the boyfriend. They had come separately. Pardon the pun. Dennis arrived ten minutes later after parking his car and by this time Katalin and Sahara had made their way to the airport. I was hoping Dennis understood my direction that without the lights being set up, I wanted real ambient light, preferring to use my onboard light as a fill in. I don’t like scenes that are lit up like studio sets. Well, not this line anyway.

Another thing, and I can’t really blame the euro performers for giving their best to the producer, but they seem so serious in their work. I had to stress to Dennis I want the clip lively and real. I want Dennis and Petty not what I think they should be. Have fun. Dennis tends to stare at me for awhile like I’m not sure if he understands but I think he got my drift as he did deliver a good performance as did his girlfriend. They’ve been together a fair while and Dennis disclosed he would like to marry her at some point. They nailed on the kitchen table, the chair and the sofa before Dennis inched his tool up Pettys arse hole and nailed her in a variety of positions alternating between twat and arse. I think this is termed as sinking the pink and the brown before getting her in the reverse cowgirl for a bit where she rode him to climax in her vagina rounding off a tiring but productive week of shoots that was, not entirely without its problems but I feel vindicated that it was all good. I would like to thank Karl for organising the shoots on behalf of myself, Sahara and Katalin and his lovely girlfriend Satin for being so accommodating. She also did a wonderful job on make up on all but the Real Couples scenes (I like to keep that raw and real). U can look forward to these shoots on Kat Vargas Bedtime Stories and Simply Sahara in the next few months after it has premiered on www.clittyslickers.com and www.realcouples.co.uk first of course. No doubt Sahara will inform u of her new site when it is prepared.